The Chairman of the Borscht!!!!
I don't do services; they are better left to the chazans and more professional daveners. If I do Shacharis, guaranteed we'll still be in tefilin by Maariv.
What I do do (yikes) is crisp, clean, intelligent comedy with a decidedly Jewish slant. The material is always excellent for any audience.
If you insist on hearing debasement, go downstairs and listen to your hot water heater, or hire someone else.
Intertwined around the comedy is absolutely brilliant (if I do say so myself) music: Jewnatra-style Sinatra.
So, if you are looking for something new for your affair (I don't ask questions), event, fundraiser, organization, convention, dinner dance, whatever, then I am your man.
After all, I am the Chairman of the Borscht.
I am...Jewnatra!